Tenacious Tag Team

Finishing his training with Mr. Popo, Bardock stood over the side of Kami's Lookout in a trance, pondering on his next move.

??????? - You look worried

Bardock snapped out his trance and quickly turned his head in the voice's direction.

Bardock - The Jr.'s just finished their training. According to Goku they are out for anyone right now just to make themselves stronger. I have to watch my back, Mr. Popo.

Mr. Popo - So what are you going to do?

Bardock stood in silence as a soft breeze whizzed by the Lookout.

Bardock - ...... I'm heading out. Tell my son I'll be waiting for him. He'll know where. 

Suddenly Bardock leaped off the edge of the Lookout, speeding towards the clouds below him. As he started flying he started thinking about where he was going.

Bardock - I hope I can reach the U.N. Headquarters soon. I'm not trying to be out in the open too long.  Dammit Goku, you need to hurry up in there.

Whilst flying above a crowded city below him, he suddenly stopped in the sky with a shock on his face.

Bardock - THEY'RE HERE!!!!!!!!

Without warning Vegeta Jr. appears in front of Bardock, with a smirk on his face.

Vegeta Jr. - So.... where the hell do you think YOUR going???!!!

Bardock -*chuckles* If it isn't Vegeta Jr.. Well I was heading to the U.N. Headquarters but you had to show your ugly mug. So where is your butt buddy- I mean my great great grandson at? I'm sure he's around here some....

Before he could finish his sentence, Goku Jr. was behind him and delivered a devastating hammer blow to Bardock, sending him crashing to the ground. A loud explosion followed the impact, sending civilians screaming everywhere.

Goku Jr. - I'm right here, Bar"cock".

Vegeta Jr. - Dammit dude, you overdid it. Didn't I tell you not to overdo it?

Goku Jr. - That bitch called me your butt buddy. What the fuck did you expect?

Vegeta Jr. put his hand over his face and smirked.

Vegeta Jr. - Dude, you never cease to amaze me.

Without warning many ki blast surrounded the Jr.'s. Bardock, wounded from the blow, stood in the middle of the crater with his hands in the sky.

Bardock - IF I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU LITTLE FUCKS I'M GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

The ki blast that surrounded the Jr.'s swiflty enclosed on them, creating a giant explosion in the sky. Bardock stood panting, waiting for the explosion to clear. As the explosion dissipated, Bardock stood with eyes open as he discovered that the boys weren't in the explosion. All of a sudden Bardock was wrapped up in a thread-like substance which he felt draining his energy. As he turned his head to see where it originated, he noticed that it was Vegeta Jr.. Goku Jr. then showed up beside him with his hand facing towards Bardock.

Goku Jr. - BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!

A blue ki blast errupted from his hand heading straight for Bardock. Bardock powered up and manage to break free of the threads, barely escaping the blast. The blast hurdled into a nearby building, causing a massive explosion. The last few citizens in the city we now making their way out. Bardock smirked, and then sped towards the two, landing a hard right kick to the back of Vegeta Jr. and a left elbow to the back of Goku Jr., sending them crashing to the ground below. Bardock stretched his hand out towards his dazed opponents and unleashed a large amount of ki blast at them, completely covering his opponents. As dust settled, they laid there wounded, and Bardock, panting from the energy he just used, let out a huge laugh.

Bardock - THAT'S IT? AFTER ALL THAT, THAT'S ALL YOU LITTLE FUCKS HAVE TO OFFER????

Unknowing to Bardock, the Jr.'s had ate Senzu beans before the dust settled. And slowly they rose to their feet. Bardock stood in fear as his opponents started stretching before him.

Goku Jr. - You caught us off guard, I'll give that to you. But now it's time to finish this shit. Hope you said your prayers, Bar "cock"!

The Jr.'s then began to charge up to full power, and Bardock, out of desperation, fired more ki blast towards them. Suddenly, Bardock was pelted by the same attack he just used, and fell to the ground, severely wounded. He struggled to get to one knee, and was instantly kicked in the gut by Vegeta Jr., sending him spinning through the air. Before he knew it, he was encased in a ball of energy.

Goku Jr. - It's over..... Bar "cock"!

All of a sudden Goku Jr. had energy rings around his neck, arms, waist, and legs, and they were getting tighter by the moment. He looked towards Vegeta Jr. and saw he was in the same predicament. Bardock, no longer in the energy ball, fell back to the ground having no energy left. Without a warning he was caught by a mysterious person. 

?????? - You two stop this now!!!!

Out of nowhere appeared Cyan, carrying Bardock, and Cid. Both looked angered about the situation at hand.

Cid - You two have caused enough destruction today. Leave now, or be destroyed.

The Jr.'s agreed and Cid loosened the rings.

Goku Jr - You got lucky, great great grandad. Next time you're dead!

The Jr.'s then disappeared. Cyan put Bardock down on the ground and gave him a Senzu Bean. Bardock slowly chewed it and his vitality was fully restored. As he rose to his feet, he looked at Cyan.

Cyan - So........... you want to join the U.N.?

Bardock's eyes opened as if he was surprised to know why he came. Cid interrupted.

Cid - It's a lot that we know......Bardock.

To Be Continued...........

Winner - Vegeta Jr. and Goku Jr. - 5500 each

Loser - Bardock - 3000

 

 

 

Written by Goku